existic:

if someone doesn’t reply back I’ll just assume he/she hates me

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

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sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.
  • dermythosdessisyphos:

    wewillavenge-it:

    nickiminiall:

    isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

    Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

    glasses

    lizclimo:

still ridiculous. 

    chimeraben:

    vinebox:

    I wasn’t expecting that.

    was not expecting

  • iOS 8: Remember all those special wedding, birthday, and vacations pictures you had on your phone?
  • Me: Yeah
  • iOS 8: lol
  • buttermilkqueen:

    dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

    officialwhitegirls:

    do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

    asammyg:

    How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

    okoenig:

    do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing