kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.
d0gbl0g:

pupside down
sorelatable:

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOWL OF COOKIES & CREAM ICE CREAM

nichvlas:

i want to talk to you but i don’t want to be annoying do you see my problem

beesmygod:

what a weird piano
Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

merlerner94:

achillesfeels:

trying to get your friends to watch a show you like

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Gentle persuasion

pmon3y69:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

this guy is my twin, who is this human

evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t